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Single-Word Puns

Thanks to Freddy Clarke.

 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

 7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

 8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

 9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

 10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.

 12. PARADOX: Two physicians.

 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

 14. PHARMACIST: a helper on the farm.

 15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

 17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.

 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

 19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
Posted on Monday, December 10, 2007 at 05:20PM by Registered CommenterJoel | CommentsPost a Comment

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